Australia is known for its beautiful golf courses and its mark on the world of golf in general. I have been a part of the golf industry for over 6 years and in that time, I have seen and been exposed to just as much drama in this industry as there is on any day time television show. Australian golf is right in the middle of it all.
Let me introduce you to Mr. Greg Norman. Norman is the most successful Australian golfer. His story book romance with tennis legend Chris Everett Lloyd is the stuff fairytales are made of. If, your fairy tales involve adultery, betrayal, quickie marriage and an even quicker divorce. Ah, romance.
Next I would like you to meet Mr. Adam Scott. The most attractive man in professional golf. He is a good player in his own right, but was involved in some controversy lately when he hired Tiger Wood’s former caddie. Adam can also turn his upper torso 180 degrees. Super flexible and oh so hot.
In China, we get a lot of golf tourist from Australia. It is typical to see a new group of Australian men on their annual golf trip every week. Why do they travel to China with all the beautiful courses in Australia? Well, they come here for the golf and the amenities. And, to have beautiful Chinese women fall all over them. It may sound like a cliché but I have watched if for 5 years. Chinese women are still trying to snag them a foreign husband. It is a stereotype that just happens to be true.
On my Australian trip, my fantasy is that I meet a tall, gorgeous Australian who not only surfs, plays golfs, cooks, has beautiful tattoos and by the way, is a multi millionaire. They are on every beach, right. Well, if my memories serves me correct, the Australian men are how do I put this, ambitionally challenged.
I have had the opportunity to work with two Australians. The guys were very sweet, but so different from American guys in every way. They don’t lack confidence, that is for sure, but they are lazy and drink a lot of beer. I had a great time partying with these guys, but they weren’t boyfriend or husband material.
Don’t get me wrong, I am open to any Aussie hottie who wants to try and change my mind.
Playing golf in Australia is going to be so much fun. I usually play better while on vacation and when I haven’t played in awhile. Last time I played golf was on December 25th, so I should be good to go by next week. I have had a birdie in every country I have played golf in, so I hope to keep that streak alive.