I have to take a moment to extol the virtues of the world greatest fruit; the mango. It combines the two most sought after sensations for an orally fixated person such as myself; sweet and sour.
Combine that with a texture that I can only describe as “sex”. Yes, I said it, it taste like sex. All the wonderful smoothness and sliminess of sex. That my friend is what a mango feels like on my tongue, on my lips, and in my mouth.
I can’t believe it took me so long to discover this wonderful, life altering fruit. But, now that I found it, I will never let it go. Ah; the mango.